My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
this is too accurate
*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*
*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*
Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate
when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop
Read the second part.
THIS. THIS THIS THIS!!!!!
i know my heads fucked but my thighs still suck